hello. my name is nick and i do web.

i found this when i searched “comcast sucks” on google images. i thought it fit nicely.

you suck. why do you suck so much? you have the potential (being nearly a complete monopoly on the internet providing market unless you want verizon or a no-namer) to be awesome. you could do good things for people. but instead, you sit in your giant pool of money and eat cavier while greased up midgets play polo on giraffes around your campus for amusement. i know you do this because people that aren’t preoccupied by things like that would not fist everyone they’re providing vital services to.

i don’t mind paying for internet. i love the internet, internet is necessary, i’ll shell out money to pay it. but you sneak in charges that don’t make sense or have no explanation. i was charged for an “hsd speed bump”. no where does it say what that is. i search your site and found 0 results from your own search engine. i then searched google. i found about 3 or 4 forums where people were asking the same question: “wtfitbs” (what the fuck is this bull shit).

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